Thursday, March 31, 2011

Coming Attractions: Jamarkus McFarland, Oklahoma’s missing link (yes, still)

Assessing 2011's most intriguing players, in no particular order. Today: Junior Oklahoma defensive tackle Jamarkus McFarland.

? Typecasting. McFarland was the kind of recruit whose courtship gets covered by the New York Times and hobnobs with Heisman winners and sends spurned fans on the warpath when his commitment doesn't go their way —�a top-shelf prospect, in other words, who arrived in Norman at the perfect moment to inherit the mantle of a long line of top-shelf Sooner tackles: Like both of Bob Stoops' previous defensive tackle stars, Tommie Harris and Gerald McCoy, McFarland was touted as an explosive, disruptive type who can beat offensive linemen into the backfield while still possessing more than enough bulk (in McFarland's case, 280 pounds as an incoming freshman) to hold up against the run. He would get his feet under him during an apprentice season behind McCoy, then slide into the void as the resident irresistible force in the middle of the line when McCoy left for the draft after his second straight All-American campaign in 2009.

Technically, that's still possible, though his failure to break out —�or even crack the regular starting lineup —�last year as a sophomore effectively shoved the hype into the freezer. Instead, the demand has shifted from "irresistible force" to "immovable object": The run defense was one of the weakest links of last year's Big 12 title run, and with the up-tempo offense shouldering most of the responsibility for making the Sooners the overwhelming favorites to open at No. 1 in the preseason polls, doing a better job clogging up running lanes is a top priority.

? Best-Case. Oklahoma plummeted from eighth nationally against the run in 2009 to 58th last year, struggling in one point or another against pretty much every variety of ground attack it came across: Air Force's traditional triple option ground out 351 yards and three touchdowns on well over 5.5 per carry in a near-upset in September; Missouri's spread went for 178 yards and two touchdowns in the Tigers' actual upset on Oct. 23; Baylor's spread broke off 237 and a pair of scores a month later. In the meantime, Texas A&M sent tailback Cyrus Gray straight ahead for 122 and a touchdown in the Aggies' upset on Nov. 6, which also included a 48-yard run by quarterback Ryan Tannehill on A&M's first snap to set up another score. Establishing the run is the surest way for opposing offenses to keep Oklahoma's own arsenal off the field and make inroads against a unit that yielded at least 24 points in half of OU's games.{YSPLMORE}

Obviously, someone in the middle of that line has to get better, and there are few better candidates in the entire Big 12 for a leap year than McFarland, who's hardly coming in cold with three starts and steady work off the bench in 20 games in two years. He's also listed above 290 pounds, putting him firmly in the "run-stopper" category. At minimum, McFarland's hitting the point of his career where he should emerge as a reliable (if unheralded) starter; at best, he'll be the breakout star of a line that reclaims its place as one of the most feared in the country.

? Worst-Case. Nothing McFarland has done the last two seasons suggests he's on the verge of spearheading a championship-caliber defense; as spring practice gets underway, he's not even on the verge of cracking the starting lineup, where fellow junior Stacy McGee remains entrenched even after being cited for marijuana possession in February. McGee started all but three games ahead of McFarland last year, with nearly identical production in terms of tackles, tackles for loss and rushing the passer. Defensive tackles don't play on paper�— especially in Oklahoma's scheme, where they're generally charged with occupying blockers to free up the linebackers and secondary to make most of the plays —�but the fact that McFarland was only a part-time bit player on a unit that finished 58th against the run doesn't say much for his prospects of ever being anything else.

? Fun Fact. Over-the-top, high-dollar recruiting tales are heavy enough on rumor and conspiracy theory that they seem more like something out of a contrived movie — say, The Program or Caligula Goes to Studio 54 — as a matter of course. But between bestselling recruiting tales like The Blindside and Meat Market and Willie Williams' Miami Herald recruiting diary and the random Facebook postings of Mississippi State prospects and pretty much everything that happened at Colorado under Gary Barnett, we know that the reality can be every bit as interesting as the fiction, and McFarland's notorious account of a party with triumphant Texas fans for a high school English assignment, of all things, remains a titan of the genre:

But the best summation of his experience might have come from a paper he wrote for his English class comparing Oklahoma and Texas. The paper, "Red River Rivals Recruit," includes a description of a wild party hosted by Longhorns fans at an upscale hotel in Dallas after the Oklahoma-Texas game on Oct. 11.
"I will never forget the excitement amongst all participants," McFarland wrote. "Alcohol was all you can drink, money was not an option. Girls were acting wild by taking off their tops, and pulling down their pants. Girls were also romancing each other. Some guys loved every minute of the freakiness some girls demonstrated. I have never attended a party of this magnitude."
He continued: "The attitude of the people at the party was that everyone should drink or not come to the party. Drugs were prevalent with no price attached."
McFarland later contended parts of the paper were "spiced up" (though after that he also said "I stand by this story" as presented in the paper), but even if he fabricated it out of thin air, the evocative prose and uncompromising commitment to verit� storytelling ensures his place as a recruiting immortal.

? What to expect in the fall. It's a make-or-break season for McFarland, and for Oklahoma: The Sooners have the goods to deliver a national title after a decade of repeated disappointments with the championship on the line, and notable improvement against the run is a critical part of the equation. McFarland is a critical part of their chances of improving against the run. With his potential and two seasons in the rotation under his belt, he's in position to emerge as a reliable stalwart over the next two seasons.

In the big picture, though, the early trajectory of his career suggests his place is as a cog in the system, not a driving force: He's not going to keep OU from going anywhere, but it's fair to say by now that he's not going to be one of the guys who leads them there, either.

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Google?s Facial Recognition App Found Falsified by CNN

Google has just reached out to us to let us know that CNN has reported entirely false information on what they’re calling a Google Facial Recognition app. In fact, as Google tells us, there is no such app, and any functionality like what CNN has reported on will not be implemented in any Google application until they’ve got full privacy policy and more in place. Google’s privacy model for this functionality is currently not in place, nor have they reported or noted when this will be complete.

In a disappointing bit of reporting by CNN, there’s been a story written up saying that Google is “introducing a mobile application” that will recognize the face of the user and store said data. The official word we’ve been told firsthand from Google is the following:

“We are NOT “introducing a mobile application” (as the CNN piece claims) and as we’ve said for over a year, we would NOT add face recognition to any app like Goggles unless there was a strong privacy model in place. A number of items ?reported? in the story, such as a potential app connecting phone numbers, email addresses and other information with a person?s face, are purely speculative and are inventions of the reporter.”

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School librarian correctly books improbable Final Four


Before the final buzzer sounded last Sunday, 99.9 percent of amateur bracketologists across the globe had already torched their brackets. For the first time in the history of the Big Dance no No. 1 or No. 2 seeds had advanced to the Final Four. The rash of unpredictable upsets made many entries appear slashed and bloodied, leaving a bitter taste in mouths of optimistic prognosticators who two weeks earlier were supremely confident they had submitted a winner.

However, one, out of nearly three million Yahoo! Tourney Pick 'Em submissions, unbelievably basked in glory. …

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Unbeknown to many of the approximately 300 students at Jefferson High School outside Salem, Ore., is a humble librarian with unmatched basketball foresight. Not only a master of the Dewey Decimal System and moves on the pitch ? she also coaches girls soccer ? Diana Inch is the only person in the entire Yahoo! universe to accurately predict all four Final Four teams, an almost impossible task this year. Consider these astonishing facts:

? Only 0.1 percent of entries had VCU in the Final Four.

? Last season's national runner-up, Butler, was advanced to Houston on just 0.6 percent of submissions.

? A mere 4.8 percent of brackets have their champion pick still alive.

? No one forecasted all Sweet 16 teams correctly, though one person drilled 15.

? Not a single person projected the Elite Eight right. And only 38 had seven of the eight.

? An infinitesimal 0.023 percent of entries have both championship participants un-slashed.

? Over 80 percent of entries failed to correctly project a single Final Four team.

? Of the roughly 300,000 people who entered Yahoo!'s second chance game (Projecting the Sweet 16 on), only seven currently remain unblemished.

? Diana is the only person to experience perfection in any round.

Instead of letting her newfound fame swell her head, Diana hopes the increased exposure will draw much-needed attention to her cash-strapped school district, which you can help out, along with other distressed Oregon schools, here.

So, how did she do it? In this exclusive interview with Roto Arcade, the Princess of Pick 'Em reveals her ground-breaking dog/cat strategy, disgust over her pet feline, and why she believed a Shaka special was possible:

RA: Out of roughly 3 million Yahoo! entries, you are the only person to correctly forecast the Final Four. What was your strategy?

Diana: I named this bracket "Di's 711 XV Dogs & Cats" to guide my selections.

I like the numbers 7 and 11, the letters XV (and, although I didn't include it, Q is another favorite letter), and thought that picking teams based primarily based on their seeding numbers and mascots would potentially irritate some of my male sports-obsessed colleagues, especially if my bracket did well (who knew how much madness I would be putting into their March?). Some states I favor (the folks I meet from Michigan have usually been fun-loving, and my birthfather's family might be from there) while other states leave me underwhelmed. I love cheering for underdogs and teams that NEVER GIVE UP, always giving their best efforts no matter the score. In desperation, I sometimes went with the seed *closest* to a 7 or 11, or a team that had an AP ranking that might indicate an edge.

RA: Did you consult any outside sources before submitting your bracket -- industry experts, palm readers, psychic guinea pig?

Diana: Well, most of my consultation came in the form of asking about the various teams' mascots... I asked Bryan Miyagishima, my significant other, and the colleague who last year introduced me to the Yahoo! online tournament, Jeff Rhoades. Bryan is also a librarian at Linn-Benton Community College in Albany, Ore. (We met on the volleyball court as graduate students while attending the University of Washington's library school ? our coed team's name? The Bunheads. Our purpose? Breaking the librarian stereotype!) Jeff teaches social studies, and coaches high school soccer and basketball at Jefferson, Home of the Lions!

Both Bryan and Jeff are knowledgeable about many subjects, but seem to get great joy in talking sports ? they would be fun to have on a radio sports program. Any mascots we didn't know, I looked up online. (That's what librarians do, we look things up!) While playing volleyball at a local athletic club on the evening of March 13th, I had picked up a couple paper brackets. Next to each school's name, I noted the mascot and sometimes the team's colors. Some of the mascots were unknown to me, so I had to look those up too. From Aggies to Zips, I still have questions about Buckeyes, Gauchos, Hoyas, The Orange and Volunteers. I admit that I was probably working with an incomplete mascot guide, but I was tired. I do remember jotting down some of the AP rankings on my bright yellow bracket worksheet. That kind of information might have come from me clicking on the team names on the Yahoo! site to assist in selecting my teams.

RA: Do you have a particular allegiance to any school in this year's field? Are you a proud graduate of VCU? What convinced you the Rams were championship material? What about Butler?

Diana: VCU is an awesome 11-seed that I had watched in their play-in game; they impressed me with their teamwork, hustle and skills. The Rams looked tough from the start. Shaka Smart, the VCU coach had his own following (my condolences on the passing of his grandfather), the team played aggressively, PLUS their mascot had FOUR LEGS so was closer to a dog/cat than the Boilermakers, Peacocks, Aggies, Seminoles, Irish and Zips... I had to look up what Boilermakers (not the drink) and Zips were... which is why, in my bracket, VCU totally deserved to be in my Final Four!

As for the Butler Bulldogs (DOG!), they are a skilled and disciplined team, with a classy, tactically sound, young, knowledgeable coach whose mostly reserved countenance reminded me of our high school girls coach. Plus, both Brad Stevens and Jeff Rhoades have four letters in their first names, and seven letters in their last names, 4 + 7 = 11.

Ultimately, I just had a good feeling about the Butler team. Having watched Butler play these last four heart-stopping games, I remember thinking how inspiring it would be to have coach Stevens as a role model for young coaches ? he knows his basketball, he's willing to credit his players and assistants with the wins, and he's gracious and empathetic toward his opponents in the postgame interviews. To me, coach Stevens runs a top quality program.

RA: Though it's never happened before in tournament history, you had three No. 16 seeds toppling Goliath (No. 1 seeds). Why?

Diana: DOGS: 16 Boston U Terriers (over Kansas), UNC Asheville Bulldogs (over Pitt) (also has a V in the name);
BIRD vs. SEED 16 UTSA Roadrunners would eat seeds/buckeyes (Ohio St.).

RA: Many of your titled entries laud cats over dogs, yet you picked two teams with canine mascots to reach Houston (UConn and Butler). If the Final Four pans out as you projected, can we assume you'll be a proud husky owner in the near future?

Diana: At first, I only did two full brackets, my D1 and the 711 XV Dogs & Cats. When those looked a mess, it was simple to enter the Second Chance Tournament ? where I tried the random picker as well as others. Our cat has not been the best house guest lately, so I might be a bit anti-feline at the moment. Perhaps, next year I'll try putting together brackets that mostly feature birds�and bears, claws and horns, or peoples. Or maybe, I'll create "Di's 711 XQVZ Dogs & Cats" bracket. It's made me happy so far.

RA: You have UConn defeating Butler in the championship game. Why the Huskies?

Diana: We like huskies ? Bryan and I have been Huskies at the University of Washington and St. Cloud State University, Minn. The UConn mascot has the pleasant face of our almost 14-year-old dog "Z" (short for Z39.50 the International Standard of Operation for Libraries), and our other dog "LC" (short for Library of Congress; no need to fret, we don't have children) has one blue left eye, and one brown eye which is sometimes seen in huskies and other breeds. We got both dogs, two wonderful 45-pound mixed breeds, from the Tri-County Humane Society, and we all have spent quality time on the St. Cloud State University campus ? Home of the Huskies ? walking and running along the Mississippi River.

Here's how her bracket shook out:

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Why one of U.S.’s best girls soccer stars won’t play for her school

It's not a stretch to say that Indi Cowie is one of the best freestyle soccer performers on the planet. She has performed tricks at halftime of a Chelsea-Manchester United match in the English Premier League and been featured in commercials for Playstation video games. It's natural to assume that the 16-year-old is easily the best soccer player at Green Hope (N.C.) High, where she is a junior, but that assumption is misguided, for a simple reason: She won't play for the Green Hope team.

As chronicled most recently in the New York Times, Cowie has emerged as the best women's freestyle soccer performer in the world, all while still working on a high school degree in North Carolina. Of Scottish descent, Cowie has already competed for the women's branch of one of her home nation's two most famed clubs -- Glasgow Celtic -- and once scored seven goals in a youth game in which her team escaped with a 7-6 victory.

She speaks with a unique blend of typical American pronunciation with occasional hints of Scottish brogue, and has burst onto the freestyle soccer scene within the past six years, after being introduced to the sport by its reigning world champion and teaching herself a few basic moves.

Yet Cowie refuses to participate in that most American of high school experiences, school sports, because she is concerned that competing with only other girls might hold back her progress. The teenager has had to deal with similar dilemmas since she was much younger, referring to one incident when she was 10 as a particularly formative moment in her development.

"At the beginning of one game I got the ball and beat three girls to score a goal, and my coach pulled me off the field," Cowie told the Times. "He said, 'You should have passed.' I said, 'But I scored a goal, Coach.' He sat me out for the rest of the half. At halftime he asked me, 'Are you ready to play properly?' I said, 'Sure.' I did the same thing, and he took me off the field for the rest of the game."

Instead of fighting for school pride, Cowie works on her own soccer growth as part of a competitive boys club program in her hometown of Cary, N.C. And while one might assume shunning her school would hurt her college exposure, Cowie has already agreed to play college soccer for the University of North Carolina, the collegiate soccer juggernaut that helped develop American legends Mia Hamm and Kristine Lilly, among others.

For Cowie, the impetus to ignore high school soccer comes not only from the lack of competition she gets from other girls, but also from the insistence placed on playing the game in a cooperative, American way. Cowie often sees no need to pass or incorporate other teammates because she's simply better than them, and all the girls she plays against. Usually, she's right.

"Maybe that's why I like freestyle so much," Cowie says, "because I don't have any teammates to worry about."

So, is the selfish pursuit of freelance and traditional soccer perfection somehow an immoral pursuit? Is it un-American?

If it is either of those things, it also might be the path to greatness for a fabulous enigmatic talent who may someday have to choose between representing the U.S. or Scotland on the national level.

"All the great Tar Heels are incredibly self-motivated, and they thirst to score goals," Cowie's club coach Dewan Bader told the Times. "That's Indi, and I believe she has a chance to break boundaries in soccer the way she has in freestyle."

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HTC Flyer official video hits YouTube

HTC has offered up the official video for the HTC Flyer Android tablet on YouTube. The tablet looks pretty cool and one of the coolest features is the stylus that lets you write on anything on your screen and lets you draw right on the tablet as well.

The HTC Sense UI looks very interesting. This is the first time we have seen the official video offered by HTC even though we already know most of all there is to know about the Flyer. We even saw some promo material for T-Mobile leak not long ago.

The Flyer has a 7-inch 1024 x 600 resolution screen, will run on the HSPA+ network at T-Mobile for the US and a WiFi only version will be coming too. That stylus is one of the coolest features and the Flyer has a single core processor inside.

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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Photos: You’re not in Arizona anymore, Brew Crew

There was snow in Cincinnati on Wednesday as the Milwaukee Brewers went through their last preseason workout of 2011. And while the weather isn't expected to play a major role in the game with the Reds on Thursday, you can't say the same about some of the 15 cities listed on Weather.com's opening day forecast. ("Delays possible?" Boooo.)

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Tough talking radio host Cowherd nearly soils himself when confronted by Lesnar

There's tough guys everywhere. Internet Tough Guys otherwise known as Keyboard Warriors. Now there's Twitter Tough Guys. In Las Vegas, my radio station ESPN1100 has Telephone Tough Guys on our text line.

Make no mistake about it, it's the media that sets the example for readers, listeners and viewers. The San Diego Union-Tribune's Don Norcoss put it nicely about many sports talk-radio ( and internet) hosts:

Talk-radio host. You're paid to gab about football, baseball and basketball. You can spew vitriol toward any athlete or general manager but never show your face in a clubhouse.

Throw in mixed martial arts, that's where ESPNRadio's Colin Cowherd comes in. Cowherd does an excellent show and understands that the phony contrarian take works wonders with most listeners. Cowherd's show is based in Bristol, Conn. and he rarely has to face the athletes he critiques. Aaron Rodgers, who was blasted all season long by Cowherd, took hold of the opportunity during a post-Super Bowl interview to bust Cowherd's chops.

Brock Lesnar went one step further when he was paraded around the ESPN campus and appeared on Michelle Beadle's SportsNation show. The 6-foot-4, 275 pound former UFC champ turned back the clock to his wrestling days and scared the daylights out of Cowherd.

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Android Market in-app billing enabled: Try-and-Buy apps, extra levels, more

The Android Market has had in-app billing enabled, allowing developers of Android apps to offer upgrades, virtual goods, extra levels in games and other services from within their titles. Using the same checkout system as the Market itself, Google will take the usual 30-percent cut from developers’ proceeds and do all the hard work when it comes to processing. The system will also allow for try-and-buy apps, offering a test period of use and then the ability to unlock the full title rather than having to re-download the app.

Google has worked with the developers behind�Tap Tap Revenge,�Comics,�Gun Bros,�Deer Hunter Challenge HD, WSOP3 and�Dungeon Defenders: FW Deluxe to demonstrate the in-app billing system, and the updated versions are now available in the Android Market. There are more details for developers here.

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DTotD: Caceres takes down two opponents with one tackle

Uruguay jumped out to an early 3-1 lead in the first half of their friendly against Ireland on Tuesday, but defender Martin Caceres helped Ireland get back in it with a bit of comedy. In the 48th minute, Caceres tackled two Irish players at once with a desperate challenge in the box that actually made his opponents look sillier than him.

Caceres wasn't booked for his two for one deal, though the ref did award Ireland a penalty that Keith Fahey converted. Still, it wouldn't be enough for Ireland, as they lost 3-2.

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Headlinin’: On Michael Floyd’s north-of-the-border backup plan

Making the morning rounds.

? Call it the Rocket Ismail Route. St. Paul Pioneer Press columnist Charley Walters isn't the first to suggest suspended Notre Dame receiver Michael Floyd has his eye on the NFL's supplemental draft if he's not allowed to return to the team by this summer, but Walters added another possibility for the hometown star over the weekend: The CFL. Specifically, Floyd could be attracted to the Montreal Alouettes, who currently employ Andy Bischoff, a former assistant coach at Floyd's high school. [St. Paul Pioneer Press]

? Justice for Jasper Howard. A 22-year-old Connecticut man who pled guilty to fatally stabbing UConn cornerback Jasper Howard outside a Homecoming dance in October 2009 was sentenced to 18 years in prison on Friday. John Lomax III initially faced a murder charge that would have carried a longer sentence, but pleaded no contest to first-degree manslaughter in January. "I would never want this to happen to any family," Lomax said through sobs at the sentencing, surrounded by Howard's family and friends. "Even though you may despise me, I don't despise you. We're all God's children. I don't hate y'all. I love y'all." Two of Howard's former teammates said outside the courtroom they had hoped Lomax would get 20 years, the maximum for first-degree manslaughter. [Associated Press, Hartford Courant]

? Get well, Sooner. Oklahoma offensive lineman Jarvis Jones, expected to take over full-time at right tackle after a part-time gig on the left side in 2010, will likely miss at least part of the season after tearing the patellar tendon in his right knee during Friday's practice. Jones underwent surgery on the knee on Saturday, and the extended recovery time could leave the right tackle job to a redshirt freshman, Daryl Williams. [The Oklahoman, SoonerScoop.com]

? Man, that sucker is huuuuuge. Miami offensive lineman Seantrel Henderson says he's down to 345 pounds in spring practice — about 40 pounds lighter than he weighed when he showed up on campus last summer. "Just offseason workouts, running hard and working out," Henderson said. "I haven't really gotten on a meal plan. I've just been eating better than I was and less than I was." [South Florida Sun-Sentinel]

? When dumb dance videos attack. Last fall, a song and dance troupe at Wisconsin made this:

Last Friday, inevitably, "Teach Me How to Bucky" was at the center of an outbreak of campus violence. From the police report:

A 19-year old Madison man was knocked unconscious early Friday morning and taken to a local hospital with a broken nose, a broken orbital bone, and cut to his eye requiring multiple stitches following a fight on Langdon Street. The victim and a 22-year old friend were battered outside of a residence following a dispute with the suspects listed above. One, Mr. Andrew Schecher, had evidently helped the 22-year old victim film the popular dance video: "Teach me how to Bucky" and has not been happy about his level of compensation for his efforts. He says he and his twin brother, the other suspect, had gone to Langdon Street in order to speak with the 22-year old regarding the financial disagreement when a fight broke out.

Where will the scourge of parody-related crime end? [City of Madison, via Adam]

Quickly… Michigan State cuts ties to a corrupt booster club. … The NCAA could dock scholarships at Maryland for sagging academics. … Nick Saban suspends one defensive lineman, but has another one on his heels. … Georgia defensive end Jeremy Longo is hanging up the cleats after shoulder and knee surgeries. … Landry Jones gets pumped up. … Rich Rodriguez dons the crimson and cream to take in Oklahoma practice. … Urban Meyer sticks with the suit and tie at Notre Dame. … And you'll never believe this, but Steve Spurrier is unhappy with his quarterbacks.

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Ralph Nader’s solution to college football corruption: Scrap the scholarships

As more proof that the wonders of the college football beat never cease, let the record now show that in consecutive days this blog has concerned itself with both a) The model for the new "Ken" doll by Mattel, and b) The earnest consumer advocate, perennial presidential candidate and all-purpose political punching bag Ralph Nader, who wandered onto the path today by publicly calling for the elimination of athletic scholarships to "de-professionalize" college sports:

Nader's League of Fans, a group aimed at reforming sports, proposes that the scholarships be replaced with need-based financial aid. He says that would help restore academic integrity to college sports.

The Associated Press obtained a copy of the proposal Thursday, ahead of its official release.

Nader, a former presidential candidate, argues that his plan would also help reduce the "win-at-all-costs" mentality in high schools, by reducing the incentive of college scholarships.

No word on the hypothetical mentality of athletes whose pursuit of an athletic scholarship is the only reason they stay in high school in the first place.

But perhaps a reformer of Nader's idealism, persistence and maniacal work ethic shouldn't be dismissed so easily. (That's him above, overseeing an airbag test in 1977.) Previously, the League of Fans has blasted corrupt NBA officiating, theorized on how to overthrow the BCS and replace it with a 16-team playoff, called on LeBron James to help improve conditions in Nike's overseas factories, pleaded with George Steinbrenner to preserve the original Yankee Stadium, lobbied Gov. Tim Pawlenty to veto a plan for a taxpayer-funded baseball stadium for the Minnesota Twins, and so forth. You can grasp the pattern here: Gadfly asks people to do the right thing instead of the profitable thing, gadfly gets absentmindedly swatted against the wall.

In the case of abandoning athletic scholarships, it's an idea whose time came, oh, around World War II or so, when the rising cost of and emphasis on fielding a top team started to force some academic-leaning schools to reevaluate their priorities. First it was the University of Chicago, a one-time powerhouse and founding member of the conference that would become the Big Ten in 1896, which dropped its football program in 1939 as "an infernal nuisance" to becoming "the kind of institution it aspired to be." Fifteen years later, the eight university presidents of the Ivy League, cradle of American football, signed the "Ivy Group Agreement," reaffirming their commitment to ban athletic scholarships and keep athletics firmly under the foot of the universities' "academic authorities." That is, they voluntarily abandoned the arms race to preserve their longtime gridiron dominance (Princeton had just won a national championship in 1950, Cornell as recently as 1939) for their top priority: Preserving their hoity scholastic rep.

And there they've stood as a gleaming beacon of academic integrity for the football-obsessed barbarians for more than 65 years, and still hosting rousing gridiron derbies all the while. I wonder why, in all that time, not one single other major athletic program has thought to follow their example?

UPDATE, 10:11 a.m. ET, 10/25] The NCAA has issued an official response to Nader's proposal, conservatively titled "Ralph Nader's got it all wrong."

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Headlinin’: Meet the first five-star of 2012

Making the morning rounds.

? Yes, already. Rivals' rollout of the first five five-star prospects of the class of 2012 began Monday with Aledo, Texas, running back Johnathan Gray, a 5-11, 190-pound lightning bolt coming off a ridiculous 320-yard, eight-touchdown effort in a state championship game last December. Gray broke a 57-year-old state record with 59 rushing touchdowns as a junior, and isn't leaving anytime soon: TCU, Texas and Texas A&M are the early leaders for his services. [Rivals]

? Holding up our end of the bargain. As promised, the Big 12 is close to a new television deal with Fox that will triple its annual take from the network, though the projected bottom line still seems to fall short of the huge windfall commissioner Dan Beebe promised his wealthier members to keep them from bolting to the Pac-10 last summer: Even with a $60 million annual cut from Fox ? up from $20 million under the current deal ?�added to its contract with ABC/ESPN, the Big 12's total media pie will come to about $130 million a year to be distributed among 10 members, behind the $155 million-a-year deal the ACC recently negotiated with ESPN.

But the Big 12 is also in preliminary discussions to establish a conference-wide network featuring eight member schools ?�sans Texas, which has already contract with ESPN to produce a lucrative, all-Longhorn network, and Oklahoma, which has serious ambitions of following suit by year's end. With a larger cut from the Fox deal and the freedom to blaze their own media trail (an option that presumably wouldn't have existed in the Pac-10, with its own plans for a conference-wide network on the all-inclusive Big Ten model), UT and OU both stand to reap the kind of $20 million windfalls Beebe promised to keep them in the fold. At least, until they can do even better by dropping the conference altogether. [Sports Business Journal]

? Eh, it was still worth it. Georgia, fresh from self-reporting five minor recruiting violations from five-star signee Ray Drew's commitment press conference in January, has reported another secondary violation for creating a "game day simulation" in its (successful) pursuit of hyped running back Isaiah Crowell. As relayed by the Atlanta Journal-Constitution last month, coach Mark Richt once had Crowell look out from his office window onto UGA's new indoor practice field players lined up in an offensive formation ? only with the tailback conspicuously absent. According to Crowell's mother, Richt escorted them to the field, had Crowell assume the vacant position and began "painting the scene of next season's opener against Boise State, asking her son if he could see himself in that jersey and helmet, behind that offensive line, starting his career in the din of the Georgia Dome."

The pitch worked (Crowell's mom told the AJC, "My baby was excited. He was ready to go."), but it will cost Richt in April, when he'll be restricted from making phone calls to recruits or parents for the entire month as a result of the violation. [Atlanta Journal-Constitution]

? Decided Schematic Advantage, redux. New Florida offensive coordinator Charlie Weis says he's teased embattled quarterback John Brantley about spurning Weis' scheme at Notre Dame for Florida out of high school ? "Yeah, you came to run the spread ? that made a lot of sense. That was a great decision on your part." ? but Brantley remains atop the Gators' quarterback depth chart to open spring practice, and won't have to worry about sharing any more time with Trey Burton or Jordan Reed: They're listed at fullback and tight end, respectively, after taking snaps from Brantley as true freshmen in an effort to get more athleticism in the shotgun. Mega-hyped incoming freshman Jeff Driskel, an early enrollee, is listed third, for now. [Palm Beach Post, South Florida Sun Sentinel]

? I'm sorry. Ohio State coach Jim Tressel, appearing before a roomful of about 400 Buckeye fans at an annual luncheon sponsored by the Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio, received "a polite standing ovation" and formally apologized Monday "for what we've been through." It was Tressel's first public appearance since he admitted last Tuesday night to withholding information about possible NCAA violations last year, and ? unlike his initial press conference ?�actually included the word "apologize."

Elsewhere, the Columbus Dispatch wonders this morning if Tressel's original tipster, former Buckeye Christopher Cicero, violated attorney-client privilege by e-mailing Tressel with information about an ongoing federal investigation immediately after speaking to a client, tattoo parlor owner Edward Rife, who was under investigation in the case. But the paper doesn't get anyone to say on the record that Cicero did (or is specifically suspected of) anything unethical. [Associated Press, Columbus Dispatch]

Quickly: Trev Alberts is under fire from the locals for his decision to eliminate Nebraska-Omaha's football and wrestling programs, the latter just hours after the rasslin' Mavericks clinched their third straight Division II national championship. … LSU also paid alleged "street agent" Will Lyles for information about prospective recruits, but not nearly as much as Oregon did. … Michigan raises ticket prices. … Texas gets its annual etiquette lesson. … And Les Miles eats that grass in a new venue.

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Tompkins interview: Hard feelings in camps and no future with Belfort

MMA trainer is really no different than being a head coach in any other sport. Different fighters need to be handled differently and when there's a beef between teammates someone has to be the boss. Shawn Tompkins knows what Greg Jackson is going through right now. Jackson's Submissions Fighting appears to be splintering a bit over the Rashad Evans-Jon Jones fight.

At TapouT Las Vegas, Tompkins joined me to talk about camp politics. He was also forthcoming about one of his old students Vitor Belfort, saying he'll never work with the UFC middleweight title contender again.

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Getting to know the 2011 Final Four teams: Butler

This week, The Dagger takes a deeper look at each of the four schools participating in the 2011 Final Four. Next up, Butler. Previously: VCU.

Location: Indianapolis, IN

Enrollment: 3,897

Team Mascot: Bulldogs

How they got to Houston: d. Old Dominion (60-58), d. Pittsburgh (61-60), d. Wisconsin (61-54), d. Florida (74-71)

Greatest basketball moment: Coming within centimeters of winning the 2010 national championship.

Reason to root for them: See above.

Reason to root against them: See above. (They failed to beat Duke, thus inflicting this sight upon the nation.)�

How the school dealt with Final Four appearance on its main website page: Minimal (but second most of the four schools). I guess when you've made it two years in a row, you can afford to be a little blas� about the whole affair.

Why is the school called Butler? The university is named Ovid Butler, an abolitionist newspaper editor who died in 1881.

Famous alumni: Bobby Plump (the basis for Jimmy Chitwood in the movie "Hoosiers," the final scene of which was filmed at the school's Hinkle Fieldhouse), Kurt Vonnegut.

Notorious alumni: Jim Jones (founder of the Peoples Temple)

Smart quote to make others think you've been following Butler all along: "After that Youngstown State loss, I figured they were done. Never count out a team with Matt Howard and Shelvin Mack though. Nor one that plays Illinois Chicago twice in the final month of the season."

What not to say at your Final Four party: "[While Brad Stevens is on TV] I didn't realize it was 'take your kid to work' day."

What Clark Kellogg will probably say about Butler: "The adaptitude of Brad Stevens to get his team to execute and score points can help the Bulldogs go to the finals."

Chances of winning it all: Better than last year. If we accept that Butler is the favorite over VCU (although, in this tournament, that bodes well for VCU), all it'll take is another solid performance against Kentucky or Connecticut to reverse last year's heartbreak.

Jim Nantz's most likely scripted line if they do: "It was the Butler in the stadium with the dagger!"

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03/17 (First Thursday) Quickie

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Headlinin’: Meet the first five-star of 2012

Making the morning rounds.

? Yes, already. Rivals' rollout of the first five five-star prospects of the class of 2012 began Monday with Aledo, Texas, running back Johnathan Gray, a 5-11, 190-pound lightning bolt coming off a ridiculous 320-yard, eight-touchdown effort in a state championship game last December. Gray broke a 57-year-old state record with 59 rushing touchdowns as a junior, and isn't leaving anytime soon: TCU, Texas and Texas A&M are the early leaders for his services. [Rivals]

? Holding up our end of the bargain. As promised, the Big 12 is close to a new television deal with Fox that will triple its annual take from the network, though the projected bottom line still seems to fall short of the huge windfall commissioner Dan Beebe promised his wealthier members to keep them from bolting to the Pac-10 last summer: Even with a $60 million annual cut from Fox ? up from $20 million under the current deal ?�added to its contract with ABC/ESPN, the Big 12's total media pie will come to about $130 million a year to be distributed among 10 members, behind the $155 million-a-year deal the ACC recently negotiated with ESPN.

But the Big 12 is also in preliminary discussions to establish a conference-wide network featuring eight member schools ?�sans Texas, which has already contract with ESPN to produce a lucrative, all-Longhorn network, and Oklahoma, which has serious ambitions of following suit by year's end. With a larger cut from the Fox deal and the freedom to blaze their own media trail (an option that presumably wouldn't have existed in the Pac-10, with its own plans for a conference-wide network on the all-inclusive Big Ten model), UT and OU both stand to reap the kind of $20 million windfalls Beebe promised to keep them in the fold. At least, until they can do even better by dropping the conference altogether. [Sports Business Journal]

? Eh, it was still worth it. Georgia, fresh from self-reporting five minor recruiting violations from five-star signee Ray Drew's commitment press conference in January, has reported another secondary violation for creating a "game day simulation" in its (successful) pursuit of hyped running back Isaiah Crowell. As relayed by the Atlanta Journal-Constitution last month, coach Mark Richt once had Crowell look out from his office window onto UGA's new indoor practice field players lined up in an offensive formation ? only with the tailback conspicuously absent. According to Crowell's mother, Richt escorted them to the field, had Crowell assume the vacant position and began "painting the scene of next season's opener against Boise State, asking her son if he could see himself in that jersey and helmet, behind that offensive line, starting his career in the din of the Georgia Dome."

The pitch worked (Crowell's mom told the AJC, "My baby was excited. He was ready to go."), but it will cost Richt in April, when he'll be restricted from making phone calls to recruits or parents for the entire month as a result of the violation. [Atlanta Journal-Constitution]

? Decided Schematic Advantage, redux. New Florida offensive coordinator Charlie Weis says he's teased embattled quarterback John Brantley about spurning Weis' scheme at Notre Dame for Florida out of high school ? "Yeah, you came to run the spread ? that made a lot of sense. That was a great decision on your part." ? but Brantley remains atop the Gators' quarterback depth chart to open spring practice, and won't have to worry about sharing any more time with Trey Burton or Jordan Reed: They're listed at fullback and tight end, respectively, after taking snaps from Brantley as true freshmen in an effort to get more athleticism in the shotgun. Mega-hyped incoming freshman Jeff Driskel, an early enrollee, is listed third, for now. [Palm Beach Post, South Florida Sun Sentinel]

? I'm sorry. Ohio State coach Jim Tressel, appearing before a roomful of about 400 Buckeye fans at an annual luncheon sponsored by the Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio, received "a polite standing ovation" and formally apologized Monday "for what we've been through." It was Tressel's first public appearance since he admitted last Tuesday night to withholding information about possible NCAA violations last year, and ? unlike his initial press conference ?�actually included the word "apologize."

Elsewhere, the Columbus Dispatch wonders this morning if Tressel's original tipster, former Buckeye Christopher Cicero, violated attorney-client privilege by e-mailing Tressel with information about an ongoing federal investigation immediately after speaking to a client, tattoo parlor owner Edward Rife, who was under investigation in the case. But the paper doesn't get anyone to say on the record that Cicero did (or is specifically suspected of) anything unethical. [Associated Press, Columbus Dispatch]

Quickly: Trev Alberts is under fire from the locals for his decision to eliminate Nebraska-Omaha's football and wrestling programs, the latter just hours after the rasslin' Mavericks clinched their third straight Division II national championship. … LSU also paid alleged "street agent" Will Lyles for information about prospective recruits, but not nearly as much as Oregon did. … Michigan raises ticket prices. … Texas gets its annual etiquette lesson. … And Les Miles eats that grass in a new venue.

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